I'm in love! Yes, me, the Bas, has fallen in love. You see there's this cute, little corgi pup that just absolutely mesmerized me the other day.
There I was walking Mom on Hoofdstraat and there she was....wind gently blowing in her light blond with white fur. I couldn't stop staring at her. I rushed past parked cars trying not to lose sight of her as her petite, little legs ran to keep up with her Mom. But, alas, she didn't even notice me even as I tried to gain her attention...she wouldn't even give me a second glance. As she walked off into the sunset.....ok, really just her house... I watched still not taking my eyes off her....that is until ...SMACK!!...I walked into a light pole. Can you believe Mom found this funny, my heart was breaking and all she could do was laugh at me for walking into the pole....which I think she put it there, by the way, cause I don't remember it being there before. I searched the next day just to catch a glimpse, but to no avail. I'm one lovesick pup and I don't even know her name. I couldn't eat all day and all I wanted to do was sleep...well, ok all I want to do is sleep everyday, but I didn't eat till after Mom's final walk of the night. And I couldn't get comfortable for nothin'.
I guess they say all is fair in love and war. Right now I'm not so sure about that. I've been informed by a few of my bovine pals that ninja bunnies are preparing for an attack. On one of my nightly walks I counted 14...that's 14...bunnies including all the little baby bunnies...but don't be fooled...those babies are just ninjas in training. Their underground training camp is situated less than a kilometer from my house. You can also see signs that bunnies have been running recon missions in other parts of town like the park and such (the droppings are everywhere). Worse news followed though, from my bovine spies. It seems ducks, pigeons, and even chickens have aligned themselves with the ninjas. I'm afraid war is imminent. Heed my warnings now...a ninja bunny invasion is coming soon.
Love and war....seems they just somehow go hand in hand.
PS, Mom has some exciting news. She finally has some jalapenos growing in her garden. She gets so excited about such little things, yet she completely ignores my ninja bunny invasion warning...geez....what's a dog to do.
